（屏幕上播放着《零》劇精華版。）川：Wow.Whatajobbuster!Freakingdark.賴（輕輕點頭）：我們自己人也這麼說。拍的不是戰爭，是裁員。川：Warsarejustlayoffs—withuniforms.賴：而且沒有遣散費。川：Pinkslipssuck.賴：是啊。失業多了，選票就緊張。我加資，你减稅，雙赢！川：Gotit.AsforZeroDayAttack—youknowwhatInoticed?Nobodyknowswho’sinchargeinthefirsttenminutes.賴：因為第一個被打掉的，從來[阅读全文]

习：川总无恙，大吉大利。同一酒店，雷根于外中弹；川总于内，毫发无损，实乃天佑之人。看来川总寿臻百五，非虚言也。川：You'rehoping,notpredicting.ButI'lltakethecall.Howarethingsonyourend?习：霍尔木兹海峡之局，令我忧思难解。川：HowabouttheTaiwanStrait?习：那是中国海峡。川：Really?MaybethePersianGulfshouldbethenextAmericanGulf.I'vealreadygotoneinmybackyard.习：不如各自表述，两峡互通，封锁[阅读全文]