习：川总无恙，大吉大利。同一酒店，雷根于外中弹；川总于内，毫发无损，实乃天佑之人。看来川总寿臻百五，非虚言也。川：You'rehoping,notpredicting.ButI'lltakethecall.Howarethingsonyourend?习：霍尔木兹海峡之局，令我忧思难解。川：HowabouttheTaiwanStrait?习：那是中国海峡。川：Really?MaybethePersianGulfshouldbethenextAmericanGulf.I'vealreadygotoneinmybackyard.习：不如各自表述，两峡互通，封锁[阅读全文]