妹妹放学回家： 妈妈，今天我们换了一个新的校车司机 
   okay, how's the new driver 
   we think she's smoking 
   oh? 
   because it smells awful, like a moving sephora, I think it's sol de janeiro, 
   what's sol de janeiro? 
   a parfume
   have you used it? 
   No, but YH did 
   
   well, would you like me walk you to the stop tomorrow, I can go on the bus...
   我抽抽鼻子: like a hound dog 
   她大笑，说 we're talking about setting a VIP area on the bus 
   oh, who are the VIPs? 
   大概5到6个5到6年级的娃，we're trying to setup hooks and curtains, then open the window 
   oh, are you allowed to open the window? 
   no, that's why we need curtains 
   Although this may not work, I like your thoughts, you're trying to solve the peoblem, who brought up the idea? 
   ... 
   any other ideas? 
   so far, no 
   hmm... how about talking to the driver, asking if she's wearing sol de janeiro, she might let you now why she does that 
   所谓的smoking, 还只是猜测
   要是实锤了，还可以escalate。
   如果我去闻，能闻出啥来，
   一个烟酒不沾，饮料只喝凉白开的人，
   这个时候竟然觉得年轻的时候试一试也没有坏处，只要不沉沦。